Anti-Social Media

I was liberated today, or, what is it called when you chew off your own umbilical cord?  Birth?  Dogs and other animals chew off their own umbilical cords.  Now, I cannot imagine doing that.  As a matter of fact, I nearly passed out and cut my daughters big toe off when attempting […]

It Was a Waterfall, Bro

When my friend Chris Cappello, affectionately referred to as “Square Seed” in the world of blog, called me to discuss the idea of being a contributing part of a melting pot of stories provided by various friends of his, I was, in no short order, humbled. It was […]

Seed View for August 1st, 2011

Please refer here for a quick refresher before continuing. This is a view of the other side of the street from earlier today.  Apparently our hero continues to have issues with furniture slipping out of his buddy’s truck.  Or his wife got sick of his shit and decided […]

Sidney with an “I” not a “Y”

I’m going home in a couple weeks.  Home for me is Sidney, New York.  Population: around 5,000.  I love my hometown.  Although I moved away 16 years ago just after finishing graduate school, I have many fond memories of Sidney and I miss so many things about it.  […]

Seed View for July 27th, 2011

This is a view of the Yale Alumni Magazine that was in my mail today.  Right address, wrong name.  I’m a SUNY Cortland grad, thank you very much.  Frankly, I’m offended that this rubbish showed up in my mail box and soiled my junk mail with its Ivy […]

Seed View for July 25th, 2011

This is a view of the 2012 Fiat 500 from earlier today.  Just when I thought the Smart Car, made by the French and Germans, was going to die a quick and painless death, the Italians had to go and try to one-up them.  Damn Europeans.  Merde! (that […]

Seed View for July 22nd, 2011

This is a view of the earthquake button in the elevator of the hotel I stayed at in San Diego this week.  This time I am not concentrating my focus on the fireman’s helmet button on the right.  No, I’m focusing my laser beam right on the “Earthquake” […]